An Ode to Rafa
Oh Rafa, oh Rafa, the fat Spanish waiter,
If he were a girl, no one would date her.
He comes to Chelsea, after years in the cold,
The mission at hand, revive his player of old.
The Torres Whisperer, that’s what Roman bets,
But when he fails, a decision he regrets.
Chelsea fans lack passion, he crowed and decreed,
By all fashion, they’re another breed.
You want unrest? Let’s leave it to Terry,
But things could have been worse, it could’ve been ‘Arry.
With that, I bid you adieu,
Rafa, you’re in a fine stew.
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